Keanu may not have been everyone's favorite choice to play demon hunter John Constantine , but his sarcastic and morose energy levels are in keeping with both a man who has been to hell and back and a Cancer. Like most Cancers, Constantine is moody, changeable, and shrewd.
He's been around the supernatural block a few times, but for all his cynicism he's still protective of the human race as it's tossed like a flaming volleyball between God and Satan. Keanu has all the effrontery of a charging lion in The Devil's Advocate when he plays Kevin Lomax, a small-town lawyer who gets the offer of a lifetime. Making partner at a prestigious New York City firm would be the apex of a dream if his boss wasn't the literal embodiment of The Devil.
While initially taken in by his boss's magnetism, he begins to see the larger picture of what his subordination would entail. Like many Leos, he's faithful and loving especially to his wife and he cannot in good conscience go through with supporting the conquest of sin. Before he was Neo, Keanu starred in another cyberpunk film called Johnny Mnemonic , playing the titular character who acted as a courier for prominent businessmen of the future, his cybernetic implants allowing him to download sizeable amounts of sensitive information directly into his brain.
Meticulous and dependable to a fault, Johnny Mnemonic embodied the most practical traits of a Virgo. Unfortunately, his perfectionist and overly-critical nature made him ill-equipped to adapt to life on the streets once he wasn't under the protection of his elite employers. As Sergeant Paul Sutton, Keanu was a hopeless romantic who, despite being shipped off to serve in the Army during WWII, returned home to render aid to a pregnant woman down on her luck.
A Walk In The Clouds depicted Paul as a true Libra, charming to a fault and diplomatic in his relations with the young woman's parents. He was determined to do the right thing, but his idealism often didn't correspond to a realistic appraisal of his situation.
In the role that reignited his career, Keanu became an indefatigable killing machine as John Wick, the world's most elite assassin and a lover of monochromatic suits as well as dogs. Only a Scorpio could be fueled by the sort of obsessive vengeance Wick was, his determination as resolute as his headshots. Dynamic, exciting, but secretive, he embodied the true complexity of his sign. In perhaps one of his most famous roles, Keanu portrayed Ted "Theodore" Logan who, together with his best friend Bill S.
Preston Esq. As the goofy metalhead slacker, Ted perfectly captured being a Sagittarius. He always had a smile on his face, boundless optimistic, and was even prone to bouts of philosophy. While he could be careless and irresponsible, it was difficult for anyone not to like him. Speed was another film that gave Keanu's career velocity. The character was originally designed to be a maverick Aries, but after Joss Whedon's script changes Traven became the calm and collected Capricorn seen in the film.
Practical, disciplined, and earnest, he had no time for glib one-liners while he tried not to get anyone killed. In what became one of the most popular and prescient films of the last several decades, The Matrix offered Keanu a role tailor-made for his inscrutability; Neo, The Chosen One destined to lead a revolution between the humans and the machines.
Like many Aquarius, Neo had two sides to him; the compassionate, caring, and inquisitive part in the "real world", and the emotionally detached, independent, and dogmatic part that existed in The Matrix. Honey nut cheerios with chocolate milk T-shirt, vest and rolled up shorts. Bathing suit. Time to hit the beach. Something dressy and professional.
Rummage through laundry bin for something that doesn't reek. Something dark and conservative. Patrick Swayze. Most of the time, I guess.
Your teeth are a machine-created projected reality. I have a bestie. I prefer to be alone. Plenty, I bond with people easily.
I can't trust the people in my life. I don't have a whole lot of time for friends, but I have a few. Great, I was popular and happy. I was too stoned to remember my teenage years. Average, perhaps wanted something more? Piece of cake. Crumple up the paper and whip it at the teacher.
Who cares These are all pussy options. I can handle myself. Somebody please kill me. Depends on the fight Relax, dude. I view myself as unlovable and am destined to be alone. Pretty fly for a white guy. I have a really messed up love life.
I've got someone special. Outside, soaking up sun or snow. Contemplating the wretched husk of my existence. I work pretty long hours A zany cocktail. Something cool and refreshing. Water, you imbecile. Keep 'em coming. Hypothetical situation: you see an old lady getting mugged by three guys. Vomit everywhere. I could take three crackheads. Keep walking.
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